§The Boilerplate
Warnings · Clauses · Disclaimers — examined

The hidden history behind the fine print nobody reads.

Documented, sourced, and never invented. One clause at a time.

Lead Story · Warnings

Children 12 and Under Can Be Killed by the Air Bag

The sun-visor sticker in your car isn't generic liability boilerplate; its wording, color scheme, and dimensions are dictated to the millimeter by a specific federal safety standard. Here's what it actually says, the 1996 rule that put it there, and the myth that it doesn't really mean anything.

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Refrigerate After Opening

No federal rule requires a 'refrigerate after opening' label on ordinary condiments. The phrase's closest documented ancestor is a 1997 FDA guidance that FDA itself called nonbinding, and that gap is exactly why the words are everywhere.

Consumer9 min read · Aug 2026
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Known to the State of California to Cause Cancer

California's most recognizable warning sentence isn't in the statute at all. It's regulatory safe-harbor text layered on top of a 1986 ballot initiative, revised once in 2018 for specificity, and pierced once, for coffee, by litigation.

Warnings9 min read · Aug 2026
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Any Resemblance to Persons Living or Dead Is Purely Coincidental

Nearly every popular retelling traces this phrase to a single 1934 lawsuit and says MGM coined it on the spot. The court record backs the lawsuit and leaves the phrase's actual wording, timing, and legal power considerably murkier.

Contract Clauses8 min read · Aug 2026
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Best By, Sell By, Use By

Three phrases you obey daily. With one exception, no federal law requires any of them, or says what they mean.

Food Labeling7 min read · Aug 2026
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No Purchase Necessary

Three words that turn a crime into a marketing campaign.

Consumer Protection5 min read · Aug 2026
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May Contain

The warning on the back of the bag protects the company more reliably than it protects you, and that isn't an accident.

Food & Drug5 min read · Aug 2026